ALLIGATOR SHOES JOKE
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a
pair of real alligator shoes in the worst way, but she didn't want to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very
frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the
blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I
can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By
all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big
one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is
driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the
water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator...
